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me: can we have sex?
fictional character:
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me: i can marry you first if that'd make this easier.
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
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Send me:
poehlerizer: Band: ________ or ___________? Singer: ________ or ___________? Movie: ________ or ___________? Actor: ________ or __________? Show: _________ or __________?
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505th: Regina Spektor just has the most perfect voice why can’t I have her voice
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