December 2011
me: can we have sex?
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me:
fictional character:
me: i can marry you first if that'd make this easier.
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Send me:
poehlerizer:
Band: ________ or ___________?
Singer: ________ or ___________?
Movie: ________ or ___________?
Actor: ________ or __________?
Show: _________ or __________?
505th:
Regina Spektor just has the most perfect voice why can’t I have her voice